#URL Padding

[garaks-sewing-gun]

changed my url. @/simpletailoring was great but I really want us to focus on the important stuff: the stupid fucking gun my favorite lizard uses to sew

what is that. there's literally no way it's actually stitching. what do y'all think this thing doing is please tell me

[falloutsgraygarden]

"It took me a long time to realize that home is where you make it.

With some time and effort this place can be home for you too."

-Nick Valentine with the lore drops and encouragement 🤗

and he did it at Graygarden too which I appreciate~

(pls don't mind the night mode😴)

[garak]

how did it feel when u got this username

it felt right. i love having a url that’s just the name of a character because whenever i see someone with this kind of url in my notes im like wow i can’t believe the real captain kirk just liked my post and i hope that i can bring that joy to others as well

[monyathome]

https://www.redbubble.com/studio/promote/80974149?ref=earnings-by-artwork-promote

[beachwavez]

My phone when it comes to somehow transporting a single screenshot from someone no longer in my life into MY camera roll >>> okay i guess???

[raincloud47]

Raspberry Delight

The css for the buttons is from a skin made by @ao3commentoftheday with the colors changed to make them more pink.

The pink icons were made by @zerafinacss

@zerafinacss also has pink stat icons that look really good with this skin. It would replace the language/words/chapters ect. with some cute pink icons.

If you want this skin, the code is under here!

First, you have to put these codes into the wizard.

After you save that, you just copy and paste this code:

#header .logo {

background-image: url("https://images.squidge.org/images/2024/03/30/AO3_imageset_pink.png");

background-size: 250px 1044px;

padding: 42px 0 0 60px;

width: 0 !important;

height: 0 !important;

background-position: -140px -749.6px;

}

#header ul.primary,

#header h2 {

box-shadow: none;

}

.required-tags .rating-notrated,

.required-tags .rating-general-audience,

.required-tags .rating-explicit,

.required-tags .rating-mature,

.required-tags .rating-teen,

.required-tags .category-femslash,

.required-tags .category-gen,

.required-tags .category-slash,

.required-tags .category-none,

.required-tags .category-het,

.required-tags .category-multi,

.required-tags .category-other,

.required-tags .complete-no,

.required-tags .complete-yes,

.required-tags .warning-yes,

.required-tags .warning-no,

.required-tags .warning-choosenotto,

.required-tags .external-work,

.status .private .text,

.status .public,

.status .hidden,

.status .rec,

.status .count,

.index .skins .icon,

.index .mystery .icon,

.index .tag .icon,

.index .tagset .icon,

.comment .icon .anonymous,

.comment .icon .visitor,

.abbreviated .icon .visitor,

.abbreviated .icon .anonymous,

.skins .primary .icon,

.admin .primary .icon,

.tagset .primary .icon,

.tag .primary .icon,

a.rss span,

p.kudos,

#symbols-key dl img,

#bookmark-symbols-key img,

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"],

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_collection.png"],

img[src$="/images/lockblue.png"] {

background-image: url("https://images.squidge.org/images/2024/03/30/AO3_imageset_pink.png");

background-size: 200px 835px;

}

#symbols-key dl img,

#bookmark-symbols-key img {

width: 0 !important;

height: 0 !important;

padding: 25px 0 0 25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/rating-notrated.png"],

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/category-none.png"],

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/warning-no.png"] {

background-position: -150px 0px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/rating-general-audience.png"] {

background-position: -50px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/rating-teen.png"] {

background-position: 0px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/rating-mature.png"] {

background-position: -75px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/rating-explicit.png"] {

background-position: -25px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/category-femslash.png"] {

background-position: -25px 0px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/category-het.png"] {

background-position: -75px 0px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/category-gen.png"] {

background-position: -50px 0px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/category-multi.png"] {

background-position: -100px 0px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/category-other.png"] {

background-position: -125px 0px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/warning-choosenotto.png"] {

background-position: -125px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/warning-yes.png"] {

background-position: -150px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/warning-external-work.png"] {

background-position: -75px -50px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/complete-no.png"] {

background-position: -100px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/complete-yes.png"] {

background-position: -175px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/bookmark-rec.png"] {

background-position: -100px -50px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/bookmark-public.png"] {

background-position: -125px -50px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/bookmark-private.png"] {

background-position: -175px -50px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/bookmark-hidden.png"] {

background-position: -150px -50px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"],

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_collection.png"],

img[src$="/images/lockblue.png"] {

width: 0 !important;

height: 0 !important;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"] {

padding: 100px 0 0 100px;

background-position: 0px -75px;

}

.index:not(.comment) .abbreviated img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"] {

padding: 75px 0 0 75px;

background-position: 0px -375px;

}

.index:not(.comment) img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"] {

padding: 55px 0 0 55px;

background-position: 0px -525px;

}

#greeting img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"] {

padding: 1.786em 0 0 1.786em;

background-position: 0 -19px;

background-size: 201% !important;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_collection.png"] {

padding: 100px 0 0 100px;

background-position: -100px -175px;

}

.index img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_collection.png"] {

padding: 55px 0 0 55px;

background-position: -55px -525px;

}

img[src$="/images/lockblue.png"] {

padding: 15px 0 0 15px;

background-position: -155px -305px;

}

button,

.actions a,

.actions a:link,

.action,

legend .action:link,

input[type="submit"],

.actions a:visited,

.actions li label,

a.action.modal-closer {

color: #FCF5ED;

background: #A0153E;

border: 1px solid #A0153E;

box-shadow: none;

}

button:hover,

.actions a:hover,

.action:hover,

input[type="submit"]:hover {

color: #00224D;

background: #ff2071 !important;

border: 1px solid #ff2071;

box-shadow: none;

}

.actions li .current,

.current,

#dashboard .current {

color: #FCF5ED;

background: #ff2071;

border: 1px solid #ff2071;

box-shadow: none;

}

dl.meta {

border: 1px solid #a0153e;

}

.wrapper {

box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px #a0153e;

}

.actions input:focus {

border-top: 1px solid #a0153e;

border-left: 1px solid #a0153e;

box-shadow: none;

}

#dashboard .secondary {

background: #ff2071;

box-shadow: inset 2px 2px 5px #a0153e;

}

.alert .userstuff {

background: #ff91ba;

border-color: #ffd6e6;

color: #8a0035;

}

.qtip-content,

.notice:not(.required),

.comment_notice,

.kudos_notice,

ul.notes,

.caution,

.notice a {

color: #fcb6d1;

}

.notice,

.comment_notice,

.kudos_notice,

ul.notes,

.caution,

.error,

.comment_error,

.kudos_error,

.alert.flash {

background: #a0153e;

border: 1px solid #ff91ba;

}

.required,

.error,

.alert.flash {

color: #fcc2d8;

}

button:hover,

.actions a:hover,

.action:hover,

input[type="submit"]:hover {

color: #4f001b;

}

.comment img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"] {

padding: 55px 0 0 55px !important;

background-position: 0px -525px !important;

}

^ If you only read on desktop, this last bit is unnecessary. It fixes the blank profile pics from being too big on mobile, but in doing so, it does keep the pics small on desktop

EDIT: If you have any problems with the tags on mobile, go to media and select: "max screen and (max-width: 42 em)" and it should fix it!

[kyra45]

How to spot a scam blog

A very simple guide to figuring out if the blog messaging you is a scam:

Was you sent an ask within some time of sharing a specific type of post such as a trending topic or subject? - Usually scam accounts target particular posts and will spam asks to everyone who shared it. The ask may relate to certain events going on or more. These asks are always sent to many users all at once so it’s suggested to tumblr search part of the ask and see if its been sent by other accounts labeled as a scam or accounts with similar style.

Is the account relatively new? - More often than not, the accounts sending the asks are about a week old or even newer. They haven’t been made too long ago and often send asks within hours of being made. If you have timestamps turned on, you’ll be able to see the date something was posted. A fresher account is usually not going to be one who’s finding you unless they are searching tags and saw your blog.

How many posts are on the account? - Scam accounts rarely have many posts on their blogs beyond the initial pinned post. All their posts, being very few are very little, are most often just posts from a trending topic they looked up or a popular tag they decided to look through. They will share only a few and then make no further posts. This is to pad out their blog to make it look used but it’s easy to see how new the blog is if you scroll to the end.

Are the shared posts fitting a theme? - Scam accounts try to share posts based on the scam they’re trying to run. This means they’ll share posts related to the topic of their choosing and then stop once they’ve shared a few. Most of these posts come from the OP themselves and not from someone the blog is following though in rare cases they’ll find a person to reblog from so they don’t look suspicious.

Are the reblog dates accurate? - If you use timestamps, find a post the blog shared and check ‘Other notes’ and see if the reblog date matches the date that is listed on the blog itself. Often, scammers will backdate posts to make them look much older then they really are in an attempt to deceive people into thinking they’ve used tumblr for months or years.

Is the url auto-generated? - Not always seen from a scam account, but scammers often just use auto-generated usernames because it’s quick and easy to do. But real accounts may have these too. It’s just a thing to keep in mind.

Is the url familiar or similar to one you’ve seen before? - Scammers often try to copy their older accounts by using usernames based around previous scam attempts. It becomes obvious after about a while and usually makes it easy to figure out the scammer is back again. This isn’t always from scam accounts as regular accounts may do this for reasons.

How often do you get asks? - If you barely get asks and suddenly keep getting mutual aid asks it’s very likely you’re just a scammers latest target and they’ll keep spamming asks. This means you’ll consistently get the same style of asks from a brand new account that shouldn’t know you unless they found you in tags. You will keep getting these asks on a daily basis. You will eventually always get these asks.

Did they request you to message them directly? - On rare occasions a scam account will want you to send them a direct message and then they’ll just ask you for thousands of dollars on the spot.

Does your bio say no mutual aid asks? - Scammers don’t read/don’t care they will ignore that and send you asks anyway that won’t stop them.

Short version: More often than not the blog asking you for money is a scam if you don’t usually get asks for money from brand new accounts.

[peearrdee]

damn that tumblr url wasn’t lying. watching DS9 and yeah garak is padding his bra

[adiraofthetals]

Kitty Bell's AO3 Skin!

@ivylor You asked for my AO3 skin code! I don't really know code either but I know what's vaguely happening. So I don't know where I got the main code originally but I do know that I got the stats icon code from (here). Then I think I picked bits and pieces from other places. I would like to mention I have code in there to remove buttons. This prevents me from accidentally deleting my fics. Still working on some of those pieces. If you want to delete a fic you will have to turn off the skin. Also, Ivylor you could have commented on the post, you didn't have to msg me. I thought you were a bot tbh. For next time ig. Also meant to make this earlier sorry for making you wait!

Anyways! Photos of my AO3 skin!

Code down below! WARNING THIS CODE IS VERY LONG:

Edit: If you ever need help with the skin please contact me! I will be very happy to help!

Edit Edit: SO I made a pastebin so you all can click copy so you can paste it easier in AO3! https://pastebin.com/28Ah7QMs. Again if you have troubles with the skin please don't be afraid to contact me.

div#main.profile-show.dashboard.region ul.navigation.actions li:nth-child(5) { display: none !important; }

div#main.works-edit.region ul.navigation.actions li:nth-child(2), div#main.works-edit.region ul.navigation.actions li:nth-child(3) { display: none !important; }

div#main.works-show_multiple.dashboard.region p.submit input:nth-child(2), div#main.works-show_multiple.dashboard.region p.submit input:nth-child(3) { display: none !important; }

div#main.series-show.region ul.navigation.actions li:nth-child(2) { display: none !important; }

div#main.series-show.region ul.navigation.actions li:nth-child(4) { display: none !important; }

.works-edit .navigation.actions li a[href*="orphans"] { display: none; }

.works-edit .navigation.actions li a[href*="delete"] { display: none; }

.actions a[href*="toggle_rejected"] { display: none; }

header {

background-image: url("https://i.imgur.com/MEXgrDx.png"); background-repeat: repeat; }

header .heading {

height: 12em; }

header .logo,

header h1 sup {

display: none; }

header .heading a {

padding-left: 1em; font-variant: small-caps; color: #a6894b; }

greeting .icon img {

box-shadow: none; border: 1px solid #fff; border-radius: 90%; }

greeting .dropdown .menu,

greeting .dropdown .menu a,

greeting li a {

font-variant: small-caps; color: #a6894b !important; background: #f7f2e9 !important; border: none; box-shadow: none; }

greeting .dropdown .menu a:hover,

greeting li a:hover,

a.tag:hover { background: #c8d0c1 !important; color: #fff; }

greeting .menu {

width: 12em; }

header .menu {

background: #f7f2e9; box-shadow: none; width: 20em; }

header .primary li:not(.search),

greeting li {

border: none; }

header #search {

display: none; }

header .primary {

background: #c8d0c1; box-shadow: none; border-bottom: 5px solid #d5b56e; border-top: 5px solid #d5b56e; }

header .dropdown .menu li:hover a,

header .primary li a {

font-variant: small-caps; color: #f7f2e9 !important; background: #d5b56e; border: none; box-shadow: none; }

header .dropdown:hover a,

header .primary li:not(.search) {

background: #a5b399; }

outer.wrapper {

background: #f7f2e9; }

.actions a, .action, input[type="file"], .actions input, input[type="submit"], button, .actions label,

main .actions a,

main .actions a:visited,

main .action,

main .actions input,

main input[type="submit"],

main button,

main .actions label {

background: #d5b56e; font-variant: small-caps; color: #fff; border: none; }

dashboard .actions a,

dashboard .actions a:visited {

background: #f7f2e9; border: 1px solid #d5b56e; color: #a6894b !important; font-variant: small-caps; }

.required .autocomplete, p.notice, .notice, .comment_notice, .kudos_notice, ul.notes, .caution, .error, .comment_error, .kudos_error, .alert.flash { background: #c8d0c1; }

.current,

dashboard .current,

main .current {

background: #a5b399; color: #fff; font-variant: small-caps; border: none; }

input[type="submit"]:hover, input[type="submit"]:focus,

dashboard .actions a:hover,

dashboard .actions a:focus,

main .actions a:hover,

main input[type="submit"]:hover,

main button:hover .actions label:hover,

main .action:hover {

box-shadow: none; text-shadow: none; border: none; background: #f7f2e9; color: #a5b399; font-weight: bold; }

main a {

color: #a6894b; }

main a:visited {

color: #76826c; }

a.tag:visited { color: #a6894b !important; }

h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6, .heading { font-variant: small-caps; color: #d5b56e; }

.splash .module h3 { color: #a5b399; font-variant: small-caps; }

.splash .favorite li:nth-of-type(odd) a { background: none; }

fieldset { background-image: url("https://i.imgur.com/MEXgrDx.png"); background-repeat: repeat; border: 2px solid #d5b56e; box-shadow: none; }

fieldset dl, fieldset fieldset { background: #f7f2e9; color: #a6894b !important; font-variant: small-caps; border: 2px solid #d5b56e; box-shadow: none; }

input, textarea { background: #f7f2e9; border: 2px solid #d5b56e; box-shadow: none; }

span.question { background: #d5b56e; color: #fff; box-shadow: none; border: none; }

form.verbose legend, .verbose form legend { background: #f7f2e9; border: 2px solid #d5b56e; color: #a6894b; font-variant: small-caps; box-shadow: none; }

select { background: #f7f2e9; border: 1px solid #d5b56e; }

modal {

border: 5px solid #d5b56e; background: #f7f2e9; color: #76826c; }

modal .footer .action.modal-closer {

background: #d5b56e; color: #fff; border: none; box-shadow: none; }

.listbox, fieldset fieldset.listbox { background: #d5b56e; border: 2px solid #d5b56e; font-variant: small-caps; }

.listbox > .heading, .listbox > .heading a { color: #fff !important; }

.listbox > .heading a:visited { color: #76826c; }

.listbox .index { background: #f7f2e9; box-shadow: none; }

.listbox li.blurb { border: none; }

li.blurb { border: 2px solid #d5b56e; }

li.relationships a, .work .relationship a.tag { background: none; }

ol.index.group { background: #f7f2e9; }

div.comment, li.comment { border: 2px solid #d5b56e; }

.comment div.icon { border: none; }

.comment h4.byline, .comment h4.byline a { background: #d5b56e; color: #fff !important; }

.unread, .thread .even, .statistics .index li:nth-of-type(2n) { background: #c8d0c1; }

span.unread { background: #f7f2e9; color: #a6894b; border: 2px solid #d5b56e; }

.comment .icon .anonymous, .comment .icon .visitor, .index .skins .icon, .skins .primary .icon, .index .mystery .icon, .index .tag .icon, .index .tagset .icon, .abbreviated .icon .anonymous, .abbreviated .icon .visitor { background: url("https://i.imgur.com/rdqdtqz.png"); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: contain; border: 1px solid #d5b56e; }

a img { border-radius: 95%; border: 2px solid #fff; }

p.kudos { background: url("https://i.imgur.com/7wX03zP.png") no-repeat; }

p.kudos { color: #a6894b !important; }

dashboard.own {

background-image: url("https://i.imgur.com/MEXgrDx.png"); border: 2px solid #d5b56e; }

dashboard ul {

border: none; }

main.errors,

main.error-502,

main.error-503-maintenance {

background: url("https://i.imgur.com/FxUVd04.png") center right no-repeat; }

footer {

border-top: 5px solid #d5b56e; }

footer.region {

background: #c8d0c1; }

footer h4.heading {

color: #fff; font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 120%; }

footer,

footer a {

color: #fff; }

footer a:hover {

color: #fff; background: #d5b56e; }

dl.stats dt { display: none; }

.skins .header dl.stats dt { display: inline-block; }

dl.stats dd:nth-of-type(1)::before { background: url(https://64.media.tumblr.com/db492b00dffe5c3059151bf531bac9ea/270ee5afe68cadd6-46/s500x750/a6bc3e5d57023d005da4a1f3d11c383db8dd7df6.png); }

dl.stats dd:nth-of-type(2)::before { background: url(https://64.media.tumblr.com/f835b437a474b4b672a8d4ebe61402b8/8979adde76f2ff05-fb/s100x200/8f86556b6896e96427f5a4a54f0de7be38ddba75.png); }

dl.stats dd.language::before { display: none !important; }

dl.stats dd.kudos::before { background: url(https://64.media.tumblr.com/23a3c6f134a96386f50fb8982a353590/8b704f26c7323545-01/s100x200/31e25f0be03646918168c4d49bd2ee9733b2cd59.png); }

dl.stats dd.words::before { background: url(https://64.media.tumblr.com/fff96d500a04ddf12517a48d83b228d2/b2e751421a20aa0c-a7/s100x200/c848a67de8f463ccdafa5b60948c61a172d5fe24.png); }

dl.stats dd.chapters::before { background: url(https://64.media.tumblr.com/a8ca48310f24581ae539336583690b26/b2e751421a20aa0c-5c/s100x200/a51b914598b64c3ddf6f705b278f11a68301d443.png); }

dl.stats dd.comments::before { background: url(https://64.media.tumblr.com/7172c0bbe03a0eef7b236014dc78c905/8b704f26c7323545-78/s250x400/f37ba1ff69b5ef2ad7e5fe66b61fd748badc00d1.png); }

dl.stats dd.bookmarks::before, dl.stats dd a[href$=bookmarks]::before { background: url(https://64.media.tumblr.com/9b95d189a57699762d2262536e922ece/b2e751421a20aa0c-2a/s100x200/1aabb2ad7b90746f0469aefaa39af5b83728f8b9.png); }

dl.stats dd.hits::before { background: url(https://64.media.tumblr.com/b2b8862a356132ac1aa41e9e9f0ddd1d/b2e751421a20aa0c-9e/s100x200/dcd2bcb1adbbb8f9e1844b61aee3dd3a653531e3.png); }

dl.stats dd.collections::before { background: url(https://64.media.tumblr.com/ae825c2ad8071426c298c5b52970e294/b2e751421a20aa0c-18/s100x200/d1eb5dd259e2db588cda2100057c2c8fd9efaaf0.png); }

dl.work dl.stats dd.published::before { background: url(https://64.media.tumblr.com/7e13419071a7eeb35f48a76c7aa0ba36/b2e751421a20aa0c-5d/s250x400/7f351f60793ad683e4a9dc4de55e4ee4d625f9d2.png); }

dl.work dl.stats dd.status::before { background: url(https://64.media.tumblr.com/0ef9349a36cf808783e9488a97b64678/b2e751421a20aa0c-10/s250x400/8df1d3da298f875381822968f8e71ed4d7bcae31.png); }

ul.statistics dl.stats dd.subscriptions::before { background: url(https://64.media.tumblr.com/64db76a65209eff79515dfc23842eb54/fd0b10e0262ddb71-14/s250x400/921de73c3d5bb819f4e3c58c7c45bd4c6edfe55f.png); }

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[mangocheesecakes]

the scammer @/rescueplease has now been deleted, but since a lot of people are still reblogging my posts about it, i'm changing my pinned post to a list of currently active scam accounts

scammers with the same m.o., sometimes similar profile pics and linktrees/paypal addresses:

> numberonegoateeeagle (paypal name 'Jeff Owino') new

> nour-samr (paypal name 'Nour Samar') >> nour-samr0 new/remake

scammer pretending to be a sick Black person, using the paypal name, 'Alafred Opondo'

> enchantingqueencreator

the 'insulin scammer''s latest blog (at least i think it's their latest blog:

> fancycoffeepeanut

empty blogs who are mass-reblogging the scam posts and are likely just the scammers sock puppet accounts used to pad the notes of their posts, pls block them too:

> chopra-79

> futuristicphilosopherartisan new

deleted/deactivated/changed url:

maina-3

immariaanszz >> iammarinassaa >> iammarinassaass

jovialsuitdonutai (paypal name 'jeff owino')

khalilhan (paypal name 'samuel obiya') >> khaliilhan

marylinfwaznassar (paypal name 'maryline lucy')

stickytreephilosopher (paypal name 'jeff owino')

perfectlyminiatureface (paypal name 'jeff owino')

optimisticalpacalady (paypal 'jeff owino')

omarkhalini (paypal 'fred odhiambo')

marylinefwaznassar (paypal 'maryline lucy')

khalilhani (paypal 'samuel obiya')

weepingpersondestiny (paypal 'jeff owino')

as always, please block and report these blogs, and more importantly, warn your friends, mutuals, and followers if you see them reblogging their scam posts. if you see a donation post/blog that you believe may be a scam, please do look their url up first on the tumblr search bar to see if someone has already called them out. i will try to update this post with the scammers' new accounts/url as we discover them. please also go to @kyra45's blog, as they are faster and more thorough in updating about newly discovered scams.

some red flags to look out for before sharing donation posts/donating:

new blog, or a couple years old but has only a few random, sporadic posts

backdated posts

spamming asks to a lot of other users, even the ones they don't know or have just followed, and even when the user has made it clear they don't want to receive requests to boost dono posts

is asking you to answer their asks privately, or is sending you a message directly

is straight up asking you for money, and usually for impossibly large amounts

do not put their paypal/money transfer links on their post itself, usually claiming it's to protect their 'privacy'

is using Zelle for their money transfer account, especially if the person is claiming to be in Palestine

please don't be so quick to entertain donation requests and to give away your money, especially if the user ticks a lot of these boxes. if you are familiar with the place they say they are from or the language they are supposed to speak, try conversing with them for a bit to see if their claims would hold. you can also browse my 'donation scam' tag or kyra45's blog to compare if the user has any similarities with past scammers that we've discovered.

that's it po. let's all try our best to look out for each other and make sure that our resources are going to the actual people in need, especially in the case of Palestinians asking for help. the last thing they need right now is for shitty lowlifes to use their suffering to make a profit.

[diazsdimples]

Fuck It Friday/ Inspiration Saturday

Tagged by @wikiangela @actuallyitsellie @jesuisici33 @hippolotamus @wildlife4life @exhuastedpigeon @neverevan @spotsandsocks @theotherbuckley @cal-daisies-and-briars for Friday, tagging you all back for Saturday (sorry if I missed anyone, I am SO behind on my notifications)

Okay it's Saturday here but I'm sure it's still Friday somewhere right?? HAPPY BI BUCK TO EVERYONE!!!! This fic is inspired entirely by That Kiss, and it sparked me to make a 7x06 spec fic. So, please enjoy what will hopefully be the only snippet (godwilling) of the Why Are Buck and Eddie So Dirty At Madney's Wedding fic. This snippet is from the very beginning and yes, it is Bucktommy (for now), no I will not apologise for it. Enjoy!

“You-you’ve never called me that before” he breathes. Tommy brushes the pad of his thumb over Buck’s bottom lip, releasing it from his teeth. He brushes his other hand through Buck’s hair, fingers threading through his yet-to-be-tamed curls. “What, baby?” he asks, grinning as Buck’s eyes flutter shut at the utterance of the name once again. “Is that okay?” ‘Y-yeah,” Buck nods, leaning forwards to brush their noses together again, angling his face up in an implicit request for a kiss. “I kinda liked it.” Tommy hums out a laugh and Buck feels it reverberate deep in his chest. “I’ll keep that in mind,” he says softly, and he hooks his finger under Buck’s chin, just like he did the first time they kissed, and captures Buck’s lips with his. Every time he’s kissed by Tommy, Buck is introduced to a whole other side of the word “soft”. He’s had the feminine “soft” plenty of times, with the way Abby would curl into him after a long shift, or how Ali would brush his hair from his forehead with her nimble fingers, and even on the rare occasion with Taylor, when she was sleepy and would crawl into his arms and fall asleep in seconds.  With Tommy, it’s different. Tommy holds Buck like he’s a fragile egg, smoothing his thumbs over the cracks and balancing him in his palm. He’s soft in the way he holds Buck to his chest, or the way he kisses Buck’s hair while they’re watching a movie, or how he knows when Buck’s had a bad shift and needs to get out of his head for a bit, and will come over with pizza and beer and promises of kisses.  He’s soft in the way he presses his palm to the small of Buck’s back when they’re out together, but not as if he’s pushing Buck in a certain direction. More like he’s grounding Buck, showing him that he’s allowed to be out, happy, with a man.

tagging @watchyourbuck @daffi-990 @bidisasterbuckdiaz @rainbow-nerdss @babybibuck @evanbegins @fortheloveofbuddie @spagheddiediaz @loserdiaz @giddyupbuck @aroeddiediaz @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove @kitteneddiediaz @elvensorceress @thekristen999 @smilingbuckley @epicbuddieficrecs @underwater-ninja-13 @shortsighted-owl @loveyouanyway (also sorry if I've missed anyone, so many have changed urls and I can't keep up sksksks)

[gamerbot-22]

Helloooo, I see you're taking requests for Trigun! If you're comfortable, could you do something for a (gender neutral/nonbinary) reader that's on their period? All the characters in your other post would be appreciated if you feel up to writing for that many (yes, even stinky bastard man Nai)

BOY CAN I, APPLESAUCERER!! First, I LOVE your URL, holy shit, and second, what an absolutely lovely request, I would be more than happy to type this up for you! I actually saw this while I was working earlier and it inspired me to just. Power through that spreadsheet it was glorious. And with that done here we go!!!

Trigun Period Comfort (Gender-Neutral!)

TW/CWs: Reader has a period but is referred to in the second person and is gender-neutral, discussion of the side effects of menstruation with a couple references to the fact blood is involved without getting graphic, Nai’s an ass but that’s hardly a surprise I think, barely proofread.

Likes and Reblogs appreciated, Requests are Open, and it’s all under the cut!

🥀 Vash the Stampede

Precious man is HERE TO SAVE THE DAY

He knows what’s up, biologically. Being on the SEEDS ship, he had to have access to SEVERAL ways to learn about what a period is. (And if you subscribe to the transmasc Vash theory, 1. I love you /p and 2. Plants have different biology so he’s never had a period himself methinks.)

Definitely helps you stock up on preferred supplies, and is on TOP of snack distribution. Any time, any place, he’s got at least three of your preferred comfort snack in his jacket pockets.

Oh my god… Repeat of TriStamp Episode One where he tries to load his gun with one of the snacks he packed for you. Just crushes a candy bar into the side in a panic while he’s feeling around for bullets—

Will hold you if you ask, or will just sit off on the side and be quiet in case you need him but are feeling a bit too overwhelmed to be held.

Like I mentioned in the cuddles post, I think he’s very cool to the touch, which can definitely be helpful (cool hands to the back of my neck save me…) but he’ll heat up a hot water bottle if the cramps get bad, or will flop on your back if you need some pressure to combat the aches.

Lowkey he gets kinda overbearing during it all, but hey, maybe that’s what you need when you’re having A Moment for however many days straight.

🍭 Nicholas D. Wolfwood

I pray you all get where I’m coming from when I say he’s a “what size pussy are you?” type of supportive—

Like, alright, he knows what a period is, he’s just never had to deal with one first hand like this. Also, we gotta give him points for trying, because he is! And he learns quick.

It becomes a routine really fast. Lowkey he starts to like. Sense when it’s coming and prepare accordingly.

Like if he knows you prefer to have your space, then he’ll back off, but if you want him close he turns into velcro. Just… he’s right there with you the whole time if you want him to be.

He is very much following your lead because you know your body better than he does (*ahem*) and he trusts your judgement.

That being said… I think he made a bit of an ass of himself on the first supply run. Like he just comes back to you with a bunch of different types of tampons and pads and all sorts of things that looked like they might help because, and I quote, “I panicked.”

Also, lowkey, I think he enjoys the week-ish “off.” Like in a world where he’s not doing… All That, staying at home and just taking a load off with you sounds pretty nice, even if he’s gotta get up every now and then and heat up a water bottle or help with the laundry.

📷 Meryl Stryfe

Oh she makes no bones about it even a little bit.

You come to her and ask for a tampon/pad/snack/medicine/whatever else you need and she’s got it for you! And if it’s clear you’re uncomfortable talking about it with the others/at all, she keeps it all on the down low.

If she packed PJs as per the cuddles post, I think she also packed a hot water bottle that she has no problem sharing.

That is… unless that Thing happens and your cycles sync up. Then I think she gets a bit more protective of that water bottle—

But she’s still there for you in other aspects! The survival rate of Shark Week goes up the more people are going through it together, right?

I think Meryl’s a bit like Wolfwood in the sense that she’s following your lead on what you want to do/need her to do while you’re on your cycle. Again, you know your body best, and while she’ll make sure you’re meeting the baseline for hydration and rest, everything else is up to you!

All in all, she’s a great help, and she’s glad you trust her enough to be that help for you.

🧳 Milly Thompson

She’s a complete angel about the whole thing!

Not only has she been going through her own period for a good while now, but she was also around for her siblings when they started going through their cycles.

Basically an expert in the field. While she may not have your preferred supplies on hand, she can def help you get them if you need it!

She totally spoils you with sweets if you let her. I’m talking like a conveyor belt of chocolates and puddings and anything else you could ask for to help keep your stomach from cramping too badly. (Honestly she does it a bit so she has an excuse for sweets herself but that’s not the point—)

She pushes hard for you to take it easy, too. While Meryl and Wolfie are more ambivalent to your activity level, Vash and ESPECIALLY Milly are very pro “chill the hell out on the couch and watch/listen to some reruns to recouperate.”

You know what else happens? She puts your favorite blanket through the dryer/leaves it out in the sun so it gets all warm and toasty for you to snuggle up in.

Like she just peeps into your den with your blanket in her arms like “Hiiii~ I brought a gift!” and it’s the best, she’s the best—

🔪 Millions Knives/Nai

So like… you know how little boys get when they learn about cooties for the first time—

I don’t think he complains too much about the situation out loud, but he’s pretty obviously not pleased that you’re dealing with this. Mostly because he doesn’t wanna deal with it by proxy.

He knows what a period is, he understands, biologically, why humans have it, but being a Plant—and a Plant Supremacist at that—he doesn’t really get it.

Just as long as you’re comfortable and not bothering him too much, he’ll let you do just about whatever.

Like, sure, take all the blankets, why not? You want a snack? If bringing it to you will help you get some rest and sit still, he will bring it to you himself.

…As long as you stay there under all the blankets while he drops it off. Don’t touch him it’s gross— (to him, periods are normal and shouldn’t be stigmatized, Nai.)

I’m just imagining him tossing a candy bar at your blanket fort or something and murmuring shit like “you’re lucky I like tolerate you,” and tbh it’s like. Strangely endearing. In a bastard way—

[classygreydove]

Dark Mode Work Skin for the fic To Be a Dragon Among Men

This is the code and urls for the custom dark mode work skin I made for my fic To Be a Dragon. Feel free to use it for your own works or for site skins, just remember to credit my user if you do.

[EDIT 25-03-18: Fixed padding for .frameborder class]

[EDIT 25-06-12: Added formatting rules for .poetry class and <p>]

Additional Resources

A Step-by-Step Guide to Work Skins from AO3 News - A great basic guide to what work skins are and how to make one.

How to Apply Work Skins to Others' Works by classygreydove - This is a guide I made on how to make a work skin into a site skin. You'll need to know this if you want to apply the work skin to any fic you want to read.

How to Change Work Skin Font by classygreydove - Don't like the font I use for the work skin? Don't worry, I'll show you how to change it.

Light Mode CSS - You can find the code for the Light Mode work skin here.

Light and Dark Mode Backgrounds - You can find the background images for the Light and Dark Mode work skins here.

Other Background Options - Here are a few mid-tone backgrounds that will have a lower contrast to the text.

Line Breaks (for Phone) - Do you like the custom dragon line breaks? Here's the phone-sized ones.

Line Breaks (for Wide Screens) - Do you like the custom dragon line breaks? Here's the laptop-sized ones.

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[page-murdock]

tag game 💜 get to know me!

tagged by @natalilac, thank you Nat! <3 I love the new url! :*

1 ) are you named after someone? no.

2 ) when is the last time you cried? it's embarrassing, but on a Disclosure (1994) online dissection (both the film and the book). I cry easily AND I'm a nerd. :)

3 ) do you like your handwriting? no, I have horrible handwriting.

4 ) what is your favorite lunch meat? Dry cured ham!

5 ) do you have kids? no, and I will never have them, not only because they would inherit my illnesses, but because I've run out of time too. I'm 42. not that it really matters. I'm also single.

6 ) if you were another person, would you be friends with you? maybe.

7 ) do you use sarcasm? sometimes.

8 ) do you still have your tonsils? yes.

9 ) would you bungee jump? no, never.

10 ) what is your favorite kind of cereal? Kellogg's Frosted Wheats

11 ) do you untie your shoes when you take them off? lol no

12 ) do you think you're a strong person? it depends, but in general: no, not at all

13 ) what is your favorite ice cream flavor? mint chocolate chip, or regular chocolate chip

14 ) what is the first thing you notice about people? their posture and their eyes

15 ) red or pink? pink

16 ) what do you least like about yourself physically? I don't like my whole body, my face is all right, but I don't like one thing about my body.

17 ) what color pants and shoes are you wearing now? I have a labeled black pyjama bottom on, and blue and grey slippers.

18 ) what was the last thing you ate? my mother's Korean chicken

19 ) what are you listening to right now? nothing atm.

20 ) if you were a crayon, what color would you be? black or purple.

21 ) favorite smell? lilacs

22 ) who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my mother.

23 ) favorite sport to watch? ballet and ice skating. otherwise I'm not a big sports fan.

24 ) hair color? brown.

25 ) eye color? green.

26 ) do you wear contacts? no, I wear glasses. the idea that I put something in my eyes is icky. :|

27 ) favorite food to eat? pizza, salads and tiramisu.

28 ) scary movies or comedy? comedy. scary movies only if it's quality, has something special about it and not TOO scary.

29 ) last movie you watched? Thunderbolts*

30 ) what color shirt are you wearing? grey

31 ) summer or winter? I love spring and autumn, but if I have to choose, winter. I hate the heat.

32 ) hugs or kisses? hugs.

33 ) what book are you currently reading? I'm reading Sunrise on the Reaping, Blonde by J. C. Oates and I'm about to start Consumed by J. R. Ward.

34 ) who do you miss right now? nobody atm.

35 ) what is on your mouse pad? nothing, it's a simple black mouse pad.

36 ) what is the last tv program you watched? Andor S2 and TLOU S2, I'm stuck with both. I couldn't get into the first, and the second is simply not for me.

37 ) what is the best sound? the ocean waves! <- prev so true

38 ) rolling stones or the beatles? beatles!

39 ) what is the farthest you have ever traveled? Austria and Croatia from Hungary, they are both neighbor countries, so not far.

40 ) do you have a special talent? I can write pretty good novels and short stories.

41 ) where were you born? in Budapest, Hungary.

42 ) people you expect to participate in this? @carrionsflower @lavellun @euphcme @cavarage @bymine @aryasnow @beermanoftana @atlantidea @fenhaerel @lordlykisses @morimagdalene @myteavsricochet @bvck-barnes @sylvieons @henrywinteris @thehiddenbaroness @leilaorgana

[beauty-beast-week]

BatB Week podfic instructions and tips

Thanks to everyone who signed up for the podfic exchange! If you signed up as a reader, you should have gotten a message with info on who you matched with. Send a DM if you missed the message.

(If you didn’t sign up, there is still time! We still need one more podficcer! The form to sign up is here.)

I don’t personally do voice/audio work, but I’ve pulled together some quick tips and instructions for recording, editing, and posting podfics below the cut. If someone else has better/more suggestions, please add on!

Recording and editing

Need audio recording/editing software? You don't need anything fancy; you can record it on whatever voice recording software comes installed on your phone (I have Samsung Voice Recorder, for instance), or use one of these free, beginner-friendly audio editors: Lexis Audio Editor (Android, iOS, Windows), Audacity (Windows, Mac, Linux), GarageBand (Mac), Audiotool (online).

Nastasia Marquez has a great tutorial on how to record and edit voiceovers for beginners in Audacity. It's very easy to follow along and gets straight to the point.

When recording, watch out for plosives and sibilances (e.g. your "pps," "sss," and "shh") as they can easily hinder the quality of your recording by being aggressive to the ear. It’s hard to give tips since everyone will be working with different devices, but my suggestion would be to put some space between your mouth and the microphone, or have your device inside a sock. You can learn more on them and how to deal with them here.

A good way to get clean audio is to record under a blanket. It’s silly, but it’s as close to a padded studio as you can get for free. It reduces echo and makes the audio sound much better no matter the mic you use.

Don't be afraid to record in short batches! There’s no need to do it in long unbroken takes. Piece it together later.

Posting the audio file

Once you have your finished audio file, you have to upload it somewhere, because AO3 can host the link to it, but not the audio file itself. It seems like Internet Archive is popular for hosting podfic audio files. You can also host it on Google Drive, YouTube, Mediafire, or Spotify.

Posting the podfic to AO3

Go to ‘Post > New work’ just like you would for posting any fic to AO3.

In the ‘Post to Collections / Challenges’ field, enter “beauty_beast_week_2025” (see first screenshot below).

Check the box that reads ‘This work is a remix, a translation, a podfic, or was inspired by another work’ and include the URL to the original fic (see first screenshot below). This not only gives credit to and notifies the author, but it adds a link to your podfic from their fic (when they approve it) so that your podfic gets more hits and kudos.

In the body of the post, insert the HTML to embed the audio file (see second screenshot below). It’s easy: AO3 has a simple guide to copy and paste from here.

If you’d like, you can add more content to the body of the post, like the event banner or some text, but it’s not necessary.

Here are some examples of BatB podfics so you can see how they’ve set things up: The Great Wide Somewhere, Mutual Care, and The Beast Within

Posting to the event

Important: tag the @beauty-beast-week account within the body of your Tumblr post itself by typing the @ symbol, typing beauty-beast-week, and then selecting that account name from the autocomplete menu that appears. This is the only way to be sure we see your post so we can reblog it from this account and include it in our master list posts.

Other than that, make sure you post to Tumblr on the day of the prompt you're using and include in your post:

Tag the @beauty-beast-week account within the body of the post (yes, I’m repeating myself)

Which fic your podfic is for, and link to it

Which day/prompt your podfic is for, in the body or tags

The event hashtag #batbweek and/or #batbweek 2025

Any other appropriate hashtags (characters, ship, NSFW and content warnings)

Optional: The event banner (save from the top of this post) or the day's banner (in the full event instructions that will come later)

Heads up authors! Check your AO3 email during the event!

If your work was adapted into a podfic for the exchange, check your email and follow the link to approve linking back the podfic to your original work so more people can discover the podfic version!

Send an ask or DM if you have any problems or questions!

[thisonesatellite]

Get to know your mutuals: tag game

Tagged by the amazing @sparkagrace, who likes to do laundry and wants to meet Elvis. 💖💖💖

Whats the origin of your blog title?

It started as my AO3 handle (RecoveringTheSatellites) which is from a Counting Crows album i love. Of course that url was taken by the time i got to tumblr, so i modified it to ThisOneSatellite, which is a nod to the original handle, and the fact that i like to orbit more than join things.

OTP(s) + Shipname:

To write: Stucky (Steve x Bucky, MCU) /dramione (Draco x Hermione, HP) i started out writing Captain Swan (Emma x Hook, OUAT), but i no longer do. To read: various and sundry others, including Ineffable Husbands and BlackBonnet.

Favourite colour:

Blue. Preferably the color the sky gets around the dusk magic hour after sunset.

Favourite game:

The MYST sagas, all of them. i wish they made more. And Trivial Pursuit.

Song stuck in your head:

Somebody brought up a Green Day post today and so i've had American Idiot stuck in my head, which of course brought me right back to the Clash, which somehow veered off into Nirvana and now i'm humming IN BLOOM what have you done.

Weirdest habit/trait:

i am ridiculously punctual.

Hobbies:

bicycling up very steep mountains (which is also weird, i know, and i MUST make it clear that i am NOT a mountain biker, i have a racing bike), writing, reading, swimming, cooking, researching everything that sparks my interest

Something you’re good at:

i can peg no-name day players from series episodes. To explain: imagine an episode of Your Current Favorite Show does a cold open that features a day player with one line like "Huh?" who will never appear again in the series. i will be able to tell you that That Guy got beaten up in the cold open of a Monk episode 15 years ago, booyah. i'm also a decent cook, i think.

Something you’re bad at:

So many things. SO MANY. But i'm the worst at being graceful. My crowning achievement is clumsiness. i once closed a closet door and DID NOT TAKE MY HEAD OUT FIRST. True story. The absolutely ridiculous thing about that is that i have rhythm, and i'm actually a really good dancer. WHO CAN STUMBLE OVER A PERFECTLY STRAIGHT STRETCH OF HALLWAY AND HAS DONE SO. OFTEN.

Something you love:

Being alone and having my time to myself.

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff:

Various niche areas of history and every single book, movie, and series in my all-time fave top ten list. Which features at least 50 titles of each, you feel me.

Something you hate:

Fact-proof people. Clutter. Allergies.

Something you collect:

i'm not really a collector (did i mention i hate clutter? 😂), but i do have me some nice Deadpool Things.

Something you forget:

NAMES. i CANNOT REMEMBER NAMES. i call everybody 'honey' for that exact reason.

Favourite movie/show:

Of all time? JUST ONE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT KIND OF SOPHIE'S CHOICE IS THIS? Fine, then it will have to be The Expanse, because it's the best TV of the last 20 years, i will die on that hill. For further elucidation i can give you a top ten list with at least 50 titles for either movies or series or both. 😂

Favourite food:

Also so many, i love food, ok? But i will take a homemade pasta over everything any day, in any way, shape, or form, preferably with olive oil, garlic, and a metric ton of fresh parmesan. That, and Vietnamese street food. And sushi. Pad Thai. Saffron risotto. Tandoori chicken. A steak so rare it moos on your plate. OK - this clearly got away from me. For a top ten list of my 15824 favorite foods, DM me. 😂

Favourite animal:

Elephants and whales. And dogs. The bigger the better.

What were you like as a child?

Incredibly serious. And also completely caught up in my own inner world and the stories i told myself.

If you could change any detail about your life right now, what would it be?

i would have a patron who pays me to write all day and never asks if it's finished yet.

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?

i'd actually like to see some prehistory. Hang with some Celts. Help build Stonehenge. Roam Mesopotamia. Watch Mycenae become Greece. See what life was like before recorded history.

Tagging, with no pressure: @bittersweet-in-boston @fsbc-librarian, @ace-in-reserve, @actualalligator, @soliddarrity and anyone else who'd like to participate!